Nelly why...

doth thee claim to love me, a poet whose wry
ming words being married I wanna try
to appease and accept your sentiment
towards me impossible mission to quantify
and likens your charisma, dogma,
enigma, and persona to the name "Mumbai,"
which name means Mother Mumba,"
derived from Mumba Aai,
the local patron goddess
of the Koli fishermen,
who were the city's original inhabitants,
subsequently "Mumba" not surprisingly
comes from the goddess's name,
and "Aai" is Marathi for "mother"
and originally the city
formerly known as Bombay,
a name possibly originating
from the Portuguese "Bom Bahia"
("good bay"), and officially renamed Mumbai
in 1995 to honor its indigenous heritage,
nevertheless your pheromones
electronically transmitted to me
jolting yours truly with a natural high
while listening to Alexa Echo
air the song Foreplay by Boston
without feeling artifice thru words
my genuine interest to thee
I (Matthew Scott Harris)
his talents of writing a short poem
genuinely heartfelt sentiment he doth apply.

As a little boy or youth,
a bonafide attraction I wanted to air
and envisioned, fantasized, and glorified
many a pretty girl buck naked bare
but never could
this then introverted guy I dick clear
and always experienced despair,
when golden opportunity slipped away
until the writer attained
the ripe old age
to necessitate eldercare
after he discovered passion
with language and flair
to craft heartfelt poems
got cranked out courtesy
near microscopic cogs and wheels
tumbled within his noggin,
which cerebral gear
one in close proximity could hear
and sense the vibrations
triggering soft radiant quintessential
poignant outré nimbus
mesmerizing light kindling
joyousness intoxicating illuminare,
where the scales of affinity
sanctified courtesy judicare
where body language expressed
mutual (of Omaha) desire to spoon
fork getting that the name
of said common kitchenware
brief history lesson how
amorousness implemented vis a vis
the term "spooning" likely originated
in 17th-century Wales,
where name of said cutlery
referred to the tradition
of a man giving his sweetheart
an intricately carved wooden "love-spoon"
as a token of affection and a sign
of being a skilled provider,
and over time,
the meaning of "spooning"
evolved to describe a close,
loving embrace similar
to how two spoons fit together
as opposed to randomness of laissez-faire,
which might call into question
the wife who became confounded
as a representative stymied said spouse
as newly qualified applicant for medicare,
a federal health insurance program
for people aged 65 and older,
certain younger people with disabilities,
and people of all ages with
End-Stage Renal Disease (ESRD)
consisting of four main parts:
Part A (Hospital Insurance),
Part B (Medical Insurance),
Part C (Medicare Advantage),
and Part D (Prescription Drug Coverage),
which parts help cover various services,
including inpatient hospital stays,
doctor visits, outpatient care,
and prescription drugs,
which minutiae she found to be a nightmare
unlike health insurance within
many countries have forms
of socialized medicine
or universal healthcare,
including the United Kingdom,
Canada, Germany, Norway,
Sweden, and Japan
I admire je ne sais quoi ordinaire,
a French word that translates
to ordinary, common,
or usual in English
used as an adjective
to describe something
as commonplace, standard,
or everyday, or as a noun
referring to everyday fare
or a type of basic wine
so take a draught and say a prayer
and upon finish reading this poem
please respond qua questionnaire
ideally in short pithy comments
on the quality of my skill:
whether that be
I deserve a swift kick in the rear
pi (in the name of dog)
yours truly writes
in a swiftly tailored and harried style
trying to circle the square
dreamt while cruising
the information thoroughfare
or as created by Albert Gore
identified as the information superhighway unaware
that no single person created the internet;
developed over time by many individuals
Key figures include Vinton Cerf
and Robert Kahn, who are often
called the "fathers of the internet"
for developing the fundamental TCP/IP protocols
that allow networks to connect,
and additionally, Tim Berners-Lee
invented the World Wide Web,
the system of websites and hyperlinks
that most people use today.