Bedtime Headache Cure.....

I emerged from the bathroom naked
Feeling amorous I climbed into bed
My wife complained, as usual
That she had an aching; in her head
"We need to get that sorted", I said
"You need a tonic" We both agreed
So i went in the mensroom and powdered my cock
With all the aspirin she could need
I read the instructions thoroughly
And it clearly states what to do
You can either take it as a suppository
Or orally, it's up to you!......