Beware Of The Doghouse

Valentine's Day is just four weeks away

Are you ready to show her some love

For that beautiful someone sharing your life

An affair that fits like a glove!

You mustn't forget or ignore this occasion

Most romantic time of the year

To ladies, it's the supreme test of your love

Mess up... it's the doghouse I fear!

You'll feel her wrath for a long time to come

Like winter in the month of May

The calendar will say that spring has arrived

But the frost won't soon go away!

Just a reminder to order those flowers

It's never too early to plan

Or buy her chocolates, that's always good

You'll wind up being DE MAN!

If you mess up, don't come crying to me

I warned you in plenty of time

No, go somewhere else, you can't live here

You've committed the ultimate crime!