Poem -

That Bi+ch Be Creep'n (Rap)

(INTRO)This is a song about my girl and her midnight escapade with a dude named Earl

(VERSE)

She was out late 

one friday night

so i decided to get dressed

and take a drive

I ended up 

in the country side

it was a full moon 

and the stars where bright

saw two figures in the moon light

I had a feeling 

something  just wasn't right

I turned around the car 

decided to park it 

and flipped on the head lights

To my surprise

it was my girl 

standing there naked with a guy named Earl

She said who is that 

do I know you?

I shouted back yes you ho

I think you do

It's me Big D

and your coming with me

Now get in the car

and take a seat

I felt sick to my stomach

I had to hurl

she said no Big D

Don't hurt Earl

I said that's enough

you're my girl

Looks like Earl 

has a lesson to learn

I can't believe it

look what I'm seeing 

girl you must be dream'n

If you think I'm leaving

(CHORUS)

ya never know where that chick be creep'n

never know where that ho be sleeping

That crazy girl must be dreaming

If she thinks ima let this hurt my feelings  

what does she think Ima put up with that

while she just stands there and puts on an act

Well Im not gonna  take n more of ya crap

Hold on Earl while I pull out my bat

(VERSE)

get over hear 

before you get smacked

I grabbed by her hair 

and through her in the back

We left Earl 

standing out there naked

She said no 

don't do that

He's not gonna make it

I said listen lady

I just can't take this

why you always got to be 

the one who plays me

While I sit at home 

with our baby

she said because Big D

you're know 

you're lazy

I said hold up bitch

you're  just crazy

and your hurtful ways 

they  don't phase me

She yelled out the widow 

somebody save me

This is it bitch 

you're going to hades

so keep  yelling somebody help me

No one can hear you 

out here n the country

gotta do what I gotta  do

This won't be easy

gonna leave you with Earl

and bitch you're  so  sleazy 

Hold on

I have one thing to say

never liked you

I went through hell everyday

 You must have lied 

when you said you loved me

But I kept on going and

this is how you treat me

(CHORUS)

ya never know where that chick be creep'n

never know where that ho be sleeping

That crazy girl must be dreaming

If she thinks ima let this hurt my feelings  

what does she think Ima put up with that

while she just stands there and puts on an act

Well Im not gonna  take n more of ya crap

Hold on Earl while I pull out my bat

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BLOSSOM

Jeremey, unfortunate for her, but brought out some very good talent in you!!!!  Nice flow and great rhyme, really enjoyed your story, nice write :)

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Jeremey Peterson

https://soundcloud.com/big-daddy-redneck/standing-in-the-rain

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