That Bi+ch Be Creep'n (Rap)

(INTRO)This is a song about my girl and her midnight escapade with a dude named Earl
(VERSE)
She was out late
one friday night
so i decided to get dressed
and take a drive
I ended up
in the country side
it was a full moon
and the stars where bright
saw two figures in the moon light
I had a feeling
something just wasn't right
I turned around the car
decided to park it
and flipped on the head lights
To my surprise
it was my girl
standing there naked with a guy named Earl
She said who is that
do I know you?
I shouted back yes you ho
I think you do
It's me Big D
and your coming with me
Now get in the car
and take a seat
I felt sick to my stomach
I had to hurl
she said no Big D
Don't hurt Earl
I said that's enough
you're my girl
Looks like Earl
has a lesson to learn
I can't believe it
look what I'm seeing
girl you must be dream'n
If you think I'm leaving
(CHORUS)
ya never know where that chick be creep'n
never know where that ho be sleeping
That crazy girl must be dreaming
If she thinks ima let this hurt my feelings
what does she think Ima put up with that
while she just stands there and puts on an act
Well Im not gonna take n more of ya crap
Hold on Earl while I pull out my bat
(VERSE)
get over hear
before you get smacked
I grabbed by her hair
and through her in the back
We left Earl
standing out there naked
She said no
don't do that
He's not gonna make it
I said listen lady
I just can't take this
why you always got to be
the one who plays me
While I sit at home
with our baby
she said because Big D
you're know
you're lazy
I said hold up bitch
you're just crazy
and your hurtful ways
they don't phase me
She yelled out the widow
somebody save me
This is it bitch
you're going to hades
so keep yelling somebody help me
No one can hear you
out here n the country
gotta do what I gotta do
This won't be easy
gonna leave you with Earl
and bitch you're so sleazy
Hold on
I have one thing to say
never liked you
I went through hell everyday
You must have lied
when you said you loved me
But I kept on going and
this is how you treat me
(CHORUS)
ya never know where that chick be creep'n
never know where that ho be sleeping
That crazy girl must be dreaming
If she thinks ima let this hurt my feelings
what does she think Ima put up with that
while she just stands there and puts on an act
Well Im not gonna take n more of ya crap
Hold on Earl while I pull out my bat
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Jeremey, unfortunate for her, but brought out some very good talent in you!!!! Nice flow and great rhyme, really enjoyed your story, nice write :)
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