The Crazy Cowboy Trucker

With the trailer full and the tank full of gas,
Crazy Chris The Cowboy Trucker is on the road and hauling ass.
He's heading down south with a load full of cattle.
Even with the truck cab rattle,
he doesn't give a shit, only cares about the 
cash and getting back in the saddle.
He drives like a mad man, like a bat outta hell
Gets the job done so the cattleman can sell.
Owns a Peterbuilt cause they are the best, 
drinks a whole case of Mountain Dew and pounds on his chest.
Some say he was raised by indians out in the wild,
that he killed a bear with his hands when he was a child.
He wears a black hat and and a pair of cowboy boots. 
Carries a pistol under the seat and spits some chew.
Knows how to drive and gets the job done
And if you get caught lookin' at his girl then you better run
You might see him driving at night or maybe into the sun.
Chris The Cowboy Trucker is one crazy son of a gun.