Bish, Bash, Bosh ?

You gotta be innit to winnit
So with this in my inner mind
I’ve entered a phone-in competition on our radio today
I’m praying it will treat me kind

Crikey Moses if I get a call today 
at three pm
It may be the local trani’ putting me ‘On the air’
I’d best clear my throat with phlegm
I will be a-shaking everywhere

Coz all I have to do is recite a total amount of dosh
It’s £20,272.42
Bish, Bash, Bosh

Then Abaracadabara just like that
Oh My God I will have won that amount
I don’t half ‘Fancy that!!!’

Please Mrs. Ladyluck tho I am not at all greedy
I could use this windfall
It would come in really needy

I’ve never,  ever won anything before
So I’ve got my fingers crossed
Coz well you never know the score!!!