Poem -

Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Ate DinnerĀ 
with my wife
Asked the Waiter
what the soupĀ 
of the day
was

The Waiter ( American Born who is a junior in University)
replied "Crab Biskee"
Told himĀ 
I neverĀ 
heard of that
So I read
the soup of the
day that
was displayed
on the Chalk board
It said
Crab Bisque ( Bisque is pronounced Bisk)

This is our future folks
a generation
who have not
taken the time
to learn theĀ 
English Language

Excuse me I have
Lost my appetite ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ā 

Ā 

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pauline codd

sounds a bit 'french' to me...a little bit risque...

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