BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!

"MUM! gnumfilshpopshtot."

" I cannot hear your dear.......

the bath is running loudly

so your words aren't very clear."

"MUM! bnaflapolskyaz."

"I cannot hear you son,

the wash machine is spinning fast,

you may as well be dumb."

"MUM! akspengloopirila."

"I cannot hear you love,

the kettle's bubbling merrily

so no sound's heard above."

"MUM!!!" imbruzidublivah."

"I cannot hear you three,

your squabbling interruptions

just don't get through to me."

"Darling! jablobonglabee."

"I cannot hear you sweet,

you've turned your face away from me

and talking while you eat."

"Donna! snanglabreelistu."

" I cannot her you mum,

I am upstairs, you are down

and this game isn't fun!"

 I guess the point I want to make

is really simply this.

I'M DEAF!!! and if you don't adapt

then my #@!# you can kiss.........