BLONDE MOMENTS!!
A blonde text`s her boyfriend saying she doesn`t know what IDK means and asks him if he knows what it means?
He text back `I don`t know`
The blonde immediately replied ` OMG NOBODY BLOODY DOES!`
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last years hide and seek champion!!
A blonde walked into the doctors with two burnt ears!
The doc asked `What happened to your ears?!`
The blonde replied ` I was ironing and the phone rang, instead of the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear!`
The doc then asked ` But what happened to your other ear?!`
The blonde replied ` The sucker called me back! `
Two blondes observed trying to unlock a Mercedes with a coat hanger!
Blonde 1...`I can`t get the door unlocked!`
Blonde 2...` Well you`d better hurry up and try harder because it`s starting to rain and the top is down!!`
Q...Why did the blonde stare at a carton of juice for three hours?
A...Because it said concentrate!!
G xx
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LOL.....oh! Sweet Georgie..you made me laugh. I'm still laughing.....thanks a lot for sharing this. Â Enjoyed write.Â
Lots of love....Rose
I`m glad you liked them Rose because I find myself having a lot of `blonde moments` they seem to come naturally to me. It keeps my hubby laughing, he says that he`s going to write all my `blonde moments` down in a book because I`m always putting my foot in it somehow.
Love G xx
Hello Sis Georgina...
LOL!
I know a few people that would probably do some of these things...
So funny!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs and Smiles!Â
sparrowsongÂ
Hi Sparrowsong,
Yes you do know them because I`m one of them!!! I`m glad you liked the jokes though!
Love G xx
#GeorginaPoetryForLife hahahaha ? Love it
Hi sweetie,
Glad you liked them.
Love Mum xx
Georgina you are so funny keep tham comeing we all need a laugh hugs xxoo
I love you Greg, you are my favourite, I`m chuffed that you enjoyed them sweetie.
God bless and keep you safe honey.
Love G xx
Ha, ha ha, rolling here, those are really good. and even better i haven't heard any before so that made them even more funnier
great write
cheers jeffÂ
Thank you Jeff,
I`m glad you enjoyed them, you`d be surprised how much of an airhead I can be!! Although these are fiction. The text one was me, but it was to my hubby, he said he nearly had an accident with laughing!!!! I don`t have a mobile anymore!!
God bless
Love G xx
Hi G,
Oh, those old blonde jokes. They were big in the 90's, but still bring a smile to our faces. I have a rather risqué one.
How do you change a blonde into a brunette?
Answer- You pull down her panties!
I'm probably in trouble now!
Eee my Larry! That was a naughty one!! Look at my new `TWIT CLUB` one, it`s true and certainly a blonde moment! I hope it has you smiling!!
Love G xx