Blue Moonies

I was sitting in my chair one day
Not a single care in the world
A filly came by and flashed her blue moonie!
The room began to whirl and twirl

Almost swallowed my dentures
The shock made me quiver and quake
Wasn't sure this old body of mine
Would be strong enough to partake

My mustache curled, I began to sweat
Asked her in a plaintiff tone
“Why d'ya want to shock me like that?
My heart isn't made of stone!”

She laughed and said, “Didn't you notice
What was scrawled across me bum?”
'Twas a question there, “Do ya like my bootie?”
My invitation to some fun!”