Boys
Woe is me. Oh misery.
Why does my bathroom smell of pee?
I'll tell you why! I've always known!
From tiny tots to men full grown.
Despite my motherly advice,
It seems that it did not suffice
to reach into their very soul
and help them find the TOILET BOWL!!!!
Mop and bleach, it's off I go,
cleaning up the overflow,
for though the hole they use is small,
they spray it like a waterfall
and everybody knows that boys
treat their appendages like TOYS!!!
Working hard and doing deals,
to provide the family meals...……
The minute that their fly's undone,
they just revert to being young....
Peeing contests up the wall,
proudly showing off to all,
their super, masculine prowess.
No thought spared, for the mess.
Mothers all across the globe,
know urinal, loo or commode,
or even china p#!#ing pot?
It matters not a single jot,
for if you proudly own a son...….
you'll know wee wiping is no fun!!!
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??? Brilliant! I'll have to show this to my wife. She can definitely relate. In our house she is outnumbered 4 to 1.
Take care - Syd
Oh no!!! The poor woman must be run ragged hahahaha!!! We had an equal of 3 and 3 for most of my kids lives but we're now 3 to 1 in the girls favour lol.
I'm glad you enjoyed and thanks for reading.x
So well written; great rhythm and rhyme. And so funny! I loved it!
Thank you so much Anna and I love to make people laugh with my poetry, much appreciated.x
Oh my what an entertaining funtastic poem, had me giggling so. U wrote it so super cool and rhyming awesomely. My hubby word tick off my teenage boys if they dared do this but the lil one is free to pee and mess like he does all over the house, mine honestly thinks the entire house is pee spray ground lol. Kudos for this lenient mother poem.
I'm quite a newbie here, but have been writing and interacting for ages. Pleez add your thoughts/comment on my newest poem, titled , "jumbo jet vs jays" too. I luv meeting poem pals, I like their thoughts on mine.
Thank you so much S. What a fantastic review! I'm puffed up like a pigeon in spring!!! Hahaha!
I shall try to take a look later but am currently sharing my daughter's laptop and am only allowed limited access lol.
I look forward to reading your work and giving you some feedback very soon.x
Hello Donna...
If there's any chance of coming back again, may we all be opposite of who we are now...
Your now Husband will be your future wife...
Boys will be girls...
Men will be having our babies...
We'll be the seed planters and they can have the fun...
See what it's really like...
Revenge is a real *@%@&...
☺
Great fun write!
Thank you for the smiles!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
You are most welcome my friend, I like knowing that I tickled your funny bone lol.
Much as I love your concept, I have already decided that I am coming back as a sloth in my next reincarnation...…... total, utter, lazy bliss......hahahaha!!!!xx