BOYS WILL BE BOYS & GIRLS WILL BE......
How I miss the good old days
The rampant boys nights out
Damn! we saw some action
Knew how to put ourselves about!
All the lads together
A blur of hedonistic fun
Crazy, horny, young bucks
With beach balls full of cum!
In the clubs we'd play a game
A kind of sexual Russian roulette
Some nights.. the chamber was emptied
Some nights.. I'd rather forget!
You see, we had this crazy rule
That only girls could make first move
Us guys weren't allowed to initiate
When approached, we couldn't refuse!
So If a chick gave you the eye
You were obliged to see it through
Male pride was at stake here
So what's a man to do!
In Manchester it's tricky
The local 'girls' are never shy
Making their intentions obvious
If you caught their roving eye!
So we tried to keep our mind sharp
Though when pissed, its hard to focus
If you dropped your guard for a second
You were devoured by a high heeled locust!
So we studied from a distance
Like a pack of cowardly dogs
Leaving room for evasive action
Or at least time, to hide in the bogs!
As the alcohol got a grip of me
I smoothed over to the dance floor
Picked a spot full of pretty girls
And strutted like a matador!
As I danced away intensely
A 'babe' grabbed my behind
I spun round like a ballerina
She was fit.. so I didn't mind!
As she moved in for the 'kill'
The lads gave out a roar
Like a cat that had the cream
'She' led me to the door!
We got as far as the taxi
This sexy 'chick' began to tease
Took my cock full in her mouth
Gave my balls a little squeeze!
It should of felt like heaven
But 'her' shadow, hurt like hell
WTF! 'She' was a bleeding tranny
How in gods name couldn't I tell!
"Stop the fucking cab" I said
And I took off like a rocket
This 'girl'... only had one hole
And I wasn't prepared to fuck it!......
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Hey Jason, you know how much I love your tales of the 'good old days' LOL!! One thing I will say is that you have a great imagination hun (ha ha) when it comes to storytelling I mean, and you do tell you funny stories really well. Not sure what you meant about the girls from Manchester, I assume you weren't including me in that one LMAO!!! You have a great talent for telling a comedic tale and I always love to read them, never quite sure what you're going to come up with next lol!! A big 5*s from me hun:)xx
Hey Rachel glad you enjoy my twisted sense of humour hun, good job really isn't it lol X:)
Congrats on your winning nomination dear Jason Lee Gardiner.
Regards & Love
WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
Willy I appreciate you for congratulating me on the nomination lol :)
Haha!! nice start to my morning Jason - coffees on tshirt thanx lol Good piece as usual :) Tina x
Haha sorry about the T-shirt Tina.... Glad to give you a giggle though :)
Hilarious Jason,I could feel the teen spirit in the entire write and you and Tracey are two of my favorite writers in comedy .You both have a great sense of humor ..
Cheers
Haha omg this one is awesome! I must vote for this. Thank you for the much needed laugh!
Val ❤️