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A Brain Station

A Brain Station

Imagine if there was a brain station for us poor unfortunate souls

We could plug in our brains and brilliant thoughts would fill in all the holes

It could be called the “Einsteinator”

And with patience, sooner or later

We'd be writing thousand word essays and the literary world would literally explode

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Lucas Lazar

There is no such "Einsteinator" designed by Jack to connect the minds, but failing that we have Internet that despite the servers, and the disconnection of the line falls perfectly fulfills the requirements and properties of the Einsteinator. Jack poem has given me an idea for a next entitled written...

A Station called Memory.

A greeting.

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Jack Ellison

Do I get a portion of your profits??? LOL

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Lucas Lazar

Of course that Yes, something I consider myself a son of America, poetry and Rock and Roll, and to the legitimate children of America, money is never their God. A greeting.

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