Breakfast Of Champions

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Old CAP'N CRUNCH was hanging out one day

With the bunch at SPECIAL K Ranch

When FROOT LOOPS from the city rode by

With their pay CHEX in their pants

Greeted them each with warm CHEERIOS

Asked them if they'd ever SHREDDED WHEAT

They were full of PEP and said no not yet

His shock was TOTAL and COMPLETE

So he thought he'd show these SUGAR PUFFS

Just how cow pokes get their KIX

He mounted his faithful horse APPLE JACKS

And performed a bunch of neat TRIX

He turned on the JETS and performed like a vet

Wearing LUCKY CHARMS on his belt

Landed on his MUFFET when his horse reared up

Crushed his NUTS 'N HONEY they swell'ts