Bubbly Wobbly Juice

 Why the hell do I do itÂ
Can no longer take the pace
Too much of the bubbly wobbly juiceÂ
I'm falling flat on my faceÂ
Out with the wife and best friendsÂ
It started out so fine
Then I turned into a wanker
The floor was gonna be mine
Too much bubbly wobbly juiceÂ
The legs are sure to go
The slurring words and bullshit
From the pissed up mouth they flowÂ
Embarrassment and regret, the next morning to endureÂ
The knowing look from the gorgeous wife
As she reminds me of that floor
One day I know I’ll grow upÂ
But alas, I know not yetÂ
I still want a little mischiefÂ
Not ready to be teachers pet

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