Poem -

Bugs

Bugs are cool
Well not all of them, but the ones that I think are cool are pretty cool
Like spiders and shit
Not when they're on me or near me
But when there's a spider on TV or in a glass box
Makes me think
'Wow that's quite cool'
I also like the praying mantis
Only for the name really
It's a cool name
Bugs are cool
Except in summer
Then they're hot
Hot bugs
Need tiny hot tubs
Filled with cold water
To cool off
Not that bugs need cooling off
They're already cool
Imagine 5 bugs
All hanging out at some guys house
God I'd love that
Wouldn't want to be there
But I'd appreciate the event all the same
 

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