‘Bulkbuyingitis’ ?

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around 
It’s called ‘Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking shopping trolleys abound
Apparently the people who catch this infection have to be nuts
Not rational bodies so no if’s or buts

You will see them with their shopping trolleys they have emptied the store
overflowing and spilling out with toliet rolls galore
Oh yes they will also have at least 27 bars of any kinds of soap
They can’t help bulk buying coz they really are a dope

Give these idiots a very wide birth
They will be taking up the ailses with their very spacious girth
So God help the rest of us that haven’t got any stuff
Coz there is absolutely none left in the shops, and I am in the huff ?