Bums And Bumps

Sitting in my car waiting for dear wifey

My eyes darting to and fro

Shorter than short shorts wherever I look

My poor heart is beating so

Is this gonna continue year after year

Where will this madness end

Not soon I hope, this is heaven on earth

Lovin' it my dear dear friends

Do they know what havoc they is a-causing

Have run off the road more than once

When the real short shorts are in concert with

Two lovely bumpers up front

Seems like an obsession of a sexual nature

It's just a normal male reaction

Promise I'm harmless, well most of the time

Till exposed to this innocent distraction

I can honestly say I've still got an eye

For the girlies with those sweet wee bums

Just admire the beauty, not a dirty old man

Oh the female form, yum, yum!