Death by Rainbow

I get to the market

But there are too many choices

What do I prioritise

Red is for Taste that rapes my tongue like a cougar in spring

Yellow is for Texture that wraps me in anaconda comfort

Pink is for Value that tickles my ego as the "Provider"

Green is for Health that squints sly empty promises

Purple is for Branding that inflates my chest

and

Orange is for Adventure that masterbates my wrists

and

Blue is for Cost that axes my lower limbs off

What a pretty way to die