Poem -

Bye bye festivities ?

Well I’m done with bubble & squeak
Please no more turkey curry
Let Spring , then summer return
But not Christmas in a hurry

Don’t misunderstand me
Yes Its been alot of fun
But I’m all festived out
& need a diet to begun

I’ve devoured way too many
Chocolates, candys, sweets
My clothes are getting too tight
Will have to stop buying treats

Stuffed everything & anything
In the mouth hole in my face
I really need to think a New Years
Resolution
I will deffo add it on ā€˜my case’

I’m well used to rambling everyday
Though lately I’ve been very lazy
People will see my out again
Power walking crazy

All this extra blubber thats accumulated on my self
What a nuisance it is
I’ve now got a tummy shelf

I know I’m not a spring chicken
In April I shall turn the dreaded sixty
But hells bells I don’t wanna be a rolypolyĀ 
I prefer to be classed as nifty

Ā 

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