Call me Dinosaur

Iβm out of step
aΒ dinosaur!β¦
Cant hit the trend
Iβm techno poor.
Bad spelling Β makes me want to shout,
βare dictionaries all sold out?
And what aboutΒ a small insertion?
Breaking up those long excursionsβ¦
Where comma βlessβ leaves little breath
and causes word cerebral death.
Letβs leave alone the type of grammar
that makes you wish you had a stammer,
No need for capitalisation
giving sense to the narration.
Lets talk about the Β rhythm, flow,
now where the hell did that one go?
but that just me,Β
a dinosaur..
Who loves her words,
but is tolerance poor!
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Having been through a tough time lately thought I should lighten things up a little- hope it makes you smile !
OMG Lodi...this is SOOO you!!! I dont know how you hold it in sometimes hun!Β You always make me smile :)Β
thank you so much StevieC xx
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Hey LO!!....yes indeed ~ it made me smile!!.....my love of words is one of my favorite things about myself:.....I guess what I'm trying to say is ~ I LOVE this write in SOOOO many ways!!......you're such a pleasure to read girlfriend!!......ALL STARS!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo ?β΄β€β΄?
I hope it brightened your day Tony! always happy to bring a smile..Love and hugs right back at you ! xxxxx
Hi Lodigiana, one of my heroes is the chap that corrects grammar on shop signs.
Love this,
Nigel
Oh my goodness you are so right! I feel there should be a ballad written for him! As my friends are always telling me..once a pedant..always a pedant - and I suspect you are part of that same club! Β Thank you so much Nigel for reading and commenting, appreciate it xx
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Pleased it raised a smile :)
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