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Call me Dinosaur

Call me Dinosaur

I’m out of step
aΒ  dinosaur!…
Cant hit the trend
I’m techno poor.
Bad spelling Β makes me want to shout,
β€˜are dictionaries all sold out?
And what aboutΒ  a small insertion?
Breaking up those long excursions…
Where comma β€˜less’ leaves little breath
and causes word cerebral death.
Let’s leave alone the type of grammar
that makes you wish you had a stammer,
No need for capitalisation
giving sense to the narration.
Lets talk about the Β rhythm, flow,
now where the hell did that one go?
but that just me,Β 
a dinosaur..
Who loves her words,
but is tolerance poor!

Β 

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lodigiana

Having been through a tough time lately thought I should lighten things up a little- hope it makes you smile !

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StevieC

OMG Lodi...this is SOOO you!!! I dont know how you hold it in sometimes hun!Β  You always make me smile :)Β 

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lodigiana

thank you so much StevieC xx
Β 

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Tony Taylor

Hey LO!!....yes indeed ~ it made me smile!!.....my love of words is one of my favorite things about myself:.....I guess what I'm trying to say is ~ I LOVE this write in SOOOO many ways!!......you're such a pleasure to read girlfriend!!......ALL STARS!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo ?✴❀✴?

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lodigiana

I hope it brightened your day Tony! always happy to bring a smile..Love and hugs right back at you ! xxxxx

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Nigel Cresswell...

Hi Lodigiana, one of my heroes is the chap that corrects grammar on shop signs.
Love this,
Nigel

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lodigiana

Oh my goodness you are so right! I feel there should be a ballad written for him! As my friends are always telling me..once a pedant..always a pedant - and I suspect you are part of that same club! Β Thank you so much Nigel for reading and commenting, appreciate it xx

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lodigiana

Pleased it raised a smile :)

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