Can I Be Silly For A Little

I quickly bent over
And could not get back up
It was after I did
The dizzy would not stop

My toilet needs to move
Somewhere near my parked bike
It seems when I get through
Pee wont wait for the hike

I brush my teeth more now
Because they are shaky
Those chips that cut my tongue
Proved my being flaky

I think younger woman
Blindness tells me to wait
I do eye exercise
But I think I'm too late

I smell good on bad days
Look good on my bad side
Buy mints to tame my breath
And have no spot for pride

I don't know how to kiss
Folk and knives frighten me
A bushman by nature
I'm witty and carefree

I kneel before I sleep
And thank God when i rise
My dish is fruit cocktail
And I squint with my eyes