TROUBLE

Hello? 

Hey!

Oh Hey...

I was expecting Sparrowsong to answer...

Sparrowsong who?

Oh no!

What happened? 

She got herself into some trouble...

I was certain there was no way she would get me with any April fools prank...

What did she do?

Hold on...

I will get her and she can tell you herself...

She's still alive?

Yeah...

That's good...

That's just an opinion right?

Sparrowsong phone!

Hello...

Sparrowsong did you have a good time yesterday?

I heard you pulled some pranks...

What do you know so far?

Nothing...

Nothing? 

Oh boy...

Hold on...

She wants to know what I did...

I don't know if I should start small or just go for it...

We had to have a funeral...

A funeral?

Who died?

An egg...

Hey, it's me...

A funeral? 

Sparrowsong put an egg out of the shell on a plate and said it was a friend who had a terrible accident...

That sounds pretty harmless...

That was after she switched out the sugar...

Oh no...

Oh yeah...

Then she screamed because she saw a snake...

It didn't dawn on you that she doesn't scream when she sees a snake?

No, it didn't...

What was it?

A hose...

Still sounds harmless...

You didn't hear about the rat...

The rat?

May I tell her that part?

Sparrowsong wants to tell you about the rat...

Okay, well I had a fake rat and I put it in the...

I put it in the...

I can't stop laughing...

You tell her...

I served our dinner and there it was eating my dinner...

I went to take a bite and...

There it was...

Rat butt!

Well, I screamed and knocked my plate onto the floor...

Oh no!

Oh yes...

You thought it was real?

You don't have rats...

I thought the cat dragged it in...

What did Sparrowsong do?

She still can't stop laughing...

I have to pay a parking ticket tomorrow...

Where were you parked?

Apparently, in a no parking zone...

For her sake it better be real...

I have never heard anyone wanting a real parking ticket...

Yeah, well...

Would you want to walk in to the place to pay it?

Only for them to laugh at you and say...

Don't you know a real ticket from a fake one?

Now, that's hilarious...

Next April fools day may I hire her?

You can keep her...

Thank you for calling...

Hugs...

sparrowsong