Poem -

TROUBLE

 TROUBLE

Hello? 

Hey!

Oh Hey...

I was expecting Sparrowsong to answer...

Sparrowsong who?

Oh no!

What happened? 

She got herself into some trouble...

I was certain there was no way she would get me with any April fools prank...

What did she do?

Hold on...

I will get her and she can tell you herself...

She's still alive?

Yeah...

That's good...

That's just an opinion right?

Sparrowsong phone!

Hello...

Sparrowsong did you have a good time yesterday?

I heard you pulled some pranks...

What do you know so far?

Nothing...

Nothing? 

Oh boy...

Hold on...

She wants to know what I did...

I don't know if I should start small or just go for it...

We had to have a funeral...

A funeral?

Who died?

An egg...

Hey, it's me...

A funeral? 

Sparrowsong put an egg out of the shell on a plate and said it was a friend who had a terrible accident...

That sounds pretty harmless...

That was after she switched out the sugar...

Oh no...

Oh yeah...

Then she screamed because she saw a snake...

It didn't dawn on you that she doesn't scream when she sees a snake?

No, it didn't...

What was it?

A hose...

Still sounds harmless...

You didn't hear about the rat...

The rat?

May I tell her that part?

Sparrowsong wants to tell you about the rat...

Okay, well I had a fake rat and I put it in the...

I put it in the...

I can't stop laughing...

You tell her...

I served our dinner and there it was eating my dinner...

I went to take a bite and...

There it was...

Rat butt!

Well, I screamed and knocked my plate onto the floor...

Oh no!

Oh yes...

You thought it was real?

You don't have rats...

I thought the cat dragged it in...

What did Sparrowsong do?

She still can't stop laughing...

I have to pay a parking ticket tomorrow...

Where were you parked?

Apparently, in a no parking zone...

For her sake it better be real...

I have never heard anyone wanting a real parking ticket...

Yeah, well...

Would you want to walk in to the place to pay it?

Only for them to laugh at you and say...

Don't you know a real ticket from a fake one?

Now, that's hilarious...

Next April fools day may I hire her?

You can keep her...

Thank you for calling...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Greg Etsell

sparrowsong great poem funny good APRILS JOKE Thank you

Reply
author
Richard Waters

Your sense of humour and fun never diminish ! To sustain the right temperament and outlook means getting the most out of life !!

Thanks for sharing.

Warmest wishes as always !  :)

Hug.

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Glad you enjoyed! 

:)

Thank you for your comment and support! 

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Richard...

Thank you for the smiles my friend! 

Thank you for your kind comment and support! 

Best wishes and Blessings to you :)

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

LOL!

Where is your sense of humor? 

I thought you were a fun girl...

You sound as if I put a fly in the soup...

:)

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for the fun comment and support! 

Love n Hugs 

sparrowsong 

Reply
Poem -

FINAL CHAPTER

WEIGHT OF INEVITABILITY

FINAL CHAPTER

When the only choice they gave you is to watch...

There was nothing else you can do...

They...

Poem -

YOU'RE SO CUTE!

YOU'RE SO CUTE!

You standing there...

With your tantrums and your masks...

With your blow horns and signs...

Poem -

YOU ARE LIKE A TWO WAY MIRROR

YOU ARE LIKE A TWO WAY MIRROR

People don't know exactly what your presence truly means...

How it works?

​​​​​​The Mirrors...

Latest poems in Comedy, Epic, Freestyle

Poem -

Here’s What

Here’s What

Here’s what I like about this poetry channel
It’s all free speech
A place called Cosmofunnel...

Poem -

Lost libido as rez erected...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(ἔρως)...

Poem -

Snow White 🍎🌹

Snow White 🍎🌹

Snow White

Angel maiden of love and beauty

Skin white as snow

...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com