Cantaloupes Can't Elope

I've heard that cantaloupes can't elope

It's against their moral code

And rhubarbs are NOT allowed to argue

Lettuce entertain you

I've heard that people sometimes turnip and pea

Not a very classy bunch I must say!

When you give somebody a raspberry it's very rude

Had another good one but it got squashed

Gourd won't let me make fun of his name

Grapes are not allowed to gripe

Bet you're not wild about figs... that figures

If you take a leek in a supermarket

Security will beet you on the melon

When the cashier picks up your fruit

It's okay to say, “that's a nice pear you have there”

If you give a horseradish, they'll spit it back at you

I don't see what they've got to grape about

Okay that one was kinda corny

Cauliflowers are pretty in the spring

Beets me!