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Caribbean Queen

Caribbean Queen

I spent my last xmas with a caribbean queen

She had the most gorgeous 'booty', her face was a dream

I saw her for the first time, she was jogging on the beach

Tits like melons and an ass like a peach

She stopped at the bar for a drink and a rest

Was she up for some action? Let's give it a test!!

For the first time in my life I behaved like a chancer

I asked for a date and was amazed by her answer

She said I was cute, though not her usual kind

Its a bloody good job she wasn't reading my mind!!

"Come to my place and I'll cook you some dinner"

I'd hit a fucking homerun; I was onto a winner!

She made me her special of 'Chicken, rice and peas'

Then it was off to the disco, for a twerk and a tease!

She was bumping and grinding, boy could she move

Caribbean babes certainly know how to groove

We went to the bar and had one last drink

Then I led her to the beach with a nudge and a wink

We walked by the sea till we found some seclusion

We wanted the same, there wasn't any confusion

We moved up close, she kissed me softly on the lips

My hands were all over her ebony hips

She dropped to her knees, and took the lot in one go

My cocks not as big as the 'locals' you know!!

We bent over a palm and I started to pound

I thrusted and pumped but she barely made a sound!!

There was a little moan, when I was going real fast

I think it was my balls slapping her ass!!!

After a while I was absolutely shattered

My back was aching , my ego was battered

I couldn't disappoint my caribbean queen

So I gave her some tongue action, which at last made her scream ......

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha, Jason, another very witty write.  As I have said before you obviously have a great sense of humour and you convey this very well in your poetry.  Loved the title :)x

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Jason Lee

Excuse me Mrs Gardiner this is a true story!!!!! LOL X;)

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Jason Lee

Cheers Susan glad you enjoyed :)

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Chris, not sure about the microscopic expectations bit but thanks for the rest lol :)

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Jason Lee

Lol only teasing Chris, thanks for the compliment dude :)

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Stephen Weyant

oh man! Jason you never disappoint!

"not as big as the locals you know!"

hilarious write!

"this story is 99.5 % true!"

thanks again

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Stephen but only 99.5% lol :)

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Jai Masters

This can happen 

It's 99.68% true for me

Jason how you know so much about 

my life? The girl in the photo is 

my ex girlfriend 

we met too 

jason our paths criss ccross similar 

Life path yes? 

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