Caribbean Queen

I spent my last xmas with a caribbean queen
She had the most gorgeous 'booty', her face was a dream
I saw her for the first time, she was jogging on the beach
Tits like melons and an ass like a peach
She stopped at the bar for a drink and a rest
Was she up for some action? Let's give it a test!!
For the first time in my life I behaved like a chancer
I asked for a date and was amazed by her answer
She said I was cute, though not her usual kind
Its a bloody good job she wasn't reading my mind!!
"Come to my place and I'll cook you some dinner"
I'd hit a fucking homerun;Â I was onto a winner!
She made me her special of 'Chicken, rice and peas'
Then it was off to the disco, for a twerk and a tease!
She was bumping and grinding, boy could she move
Caribbean babes certainly know how to groove
We went to the bar and had one last drink
Then I led her to the beach with a nudge and a wink
We walked by the sea till we found some seclusion
We wanted the same, there wasn't any confusion
We moved up close, she kissed me softly on the lips
My hands were all over her ebony hips
She dropped to her knees, and took the lot in one go
My cocks not as big as the 'locals' you know!!
We bent over a palm and I started to pound
I thrusted and pumped but she barely made a sound!!
There was a little moan, when I was going real fast
I think it was my balls slapping her ass!!!
After a while I was absolutely shattered
My back was aching , my ego was battered
I couldn't disappoint my caribbean queen
So I gave her some tongue action, which at last made her scream ......
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Ha ha, Jason, another very witty write. Â As I have said before you obviously have a great sense of humour and you convey this very well in your poetry. Â Loved the title :)x
Excuse me Mrs Gardiner this is a true story!!!!! LOL X;)
naughty funny sexy write Jason much enjoyed x
Cheers Susan glad you enjoyed :)
Haha cheers Chris, not sure about the microscopic expectations bit but thanks for the rest lol :)
Lol only teasing Chris, thanks for the compliment dude :)
oh man! Jason you never disappoint!
"not as big as the locals you know!"
hilarious write!
"this story is 99.5 % true!"
thanks again
Haha cheers Stephen but only 99.5% lol :)
This can happenÂ
It's 99.68% true for me
Jason how you know so much aboutÂ
my life? The girl in the photo isÂ
my ex girlfriendÂ
we met tooÂ
jason our paths criss ccross similarÂ
Life path yes?Â