To Catch a Man

Catch the midnight train to Georgia;

Then catch an x-rated movie together

Catch the bouquet at his best pal's wedding,

just right after you got caught in his bedding!

Should you catch an STD from him...

Hammer of gods crush his ding-e-ling!

Go for treatment, both you and your flame-

Vantage point ; remind him of the shame,shame,shame!

Catch him on camera...wanker, in the nude

Inform him you'll make him a star on Youtube,

When at his lowest...reveal your epiphany...

Which naturally includes a trip down to Tiffany's

Catch a fatal subtropical disease...

Ask him to grant you your last dying wish

Catch yourself the world's number one "dadda"...

Just be sure the stork delivers a baba!

Catch a falling (Hollywood) star -

You,him and her... a threesome in spa ?

Let me be direct; - this is an important step...

Sister, believe me-he'll be forever in your debt!

Get him caught up in a "catch 22",

Stronger and stronger...your witches brew!

Catch on,he will -to your evil ways

Be warned! You gonna have hell to pay

Should you get caught,what will you say?

"I wonder,Love...should I go or should I stay?"