Cats on the porch

Purring nonsense on the neighbours´ porch
Like the holiest cats on Earth
Oh your divineness, oh you spineless!
What, oh what, do you deem my worth?

Look closely at my colour and race
Judge every crease on my face
Ah, I see, is that the case
As expected, I’m a total disgrace!

Then disgracefully, I ask you elevated
Sitting on your sunlit porch
Do the world a favour
And never purr again

Spare us filth that outdated
It’s time to pass the torch
I’d rather be trash than a hatemonger
And frankly, I can’t stand you any longer
Thanks, you’re a lifesaver
Amen!