CELLULAR CELLAR

My house is also very warm without the heating on, I've been very tired, I think there is something wrong.

I got on to my digital doctor, he said he would need to run some tests, he instructed me to keep my router on while I lie down and rest.

Soon enough the results stream into my smart phone, my diagnosis announced by Alexa through the speakers in my smart home.

YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM POISONOUS WAVES FILTERED THROUGH YOUR NERVE ENDINGS GENERATED BY THIS DIGITAL AGE, THE BIOLOGICAL EFFECTS HAVE BEEN TRANSMITTED THROUGH MOLECULAR MECHANISMS ALTERING THE CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN.

ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION IS TO BLAME, YOUR HIGH SPEED 5G HAS SET IN MOTION THE MUTATION OF YOUR DNA, RUPTURING, TWISTING, TURNING TISSUE, FORMING PERNICIOUS TUMORS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO YOUR DECAY.

Ohh, I'm sorry Alexa, I wasn't listening, I was watching this conspiracy video on how 5G can cause serious health issues in human's, is that true?