CELLULAR CELLAR
I live beside a cell tower, I enjoy high speed 5G, I can FaceTime my mates while sipping my matcha tea, but lately I've noticed my tea is extremely hot, even after an hour off the pot.
My house is also very warm without the heating on, I've been very tired, I think there is something wrong.
I got on to my digital doctor, he said he would need to run some tests, he instructed me to keep my router on while I lie down and rest.
Soon enough the results stream into my smart phone, my diagnosis announced by Alexa through the speakers in my smart home.
YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM POISONOUS WAVES FILTERED THROUGH YOUR NERVE ENDINGS GENERATED BY THIS DIGITAL AGE, THE BIOLOGICAL EFFECTS HAVE BEEN TRANSMITTED THROUGH MOLECULAR MECHANISMS ALTERING THE CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN.
ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION IS TO BLAME, YOUR HIGH SPEED 5G HAS SET IN MOTION THE MUTATION OF YOUR DNA, RUPTURING, TWISTING, TURNING TISSUE, FORMING PERNICIOUS TUMORS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO YOUR DECAY.
Ohh, I'm sorry Alexa, I wasn't listening, I was watching this conspiracy video on how 5G can cause serious health issues in human's, is that true?
NO, YOU'LL BE FINE.
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Hello Gerard...
People with pace maker shouldn't use a microwave oven...
They say cell phones to your ear can cause brain issues too...
Don't use your cell phone and pump gas at the same time...
Could explain a lot...
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Thank you sparrow. Glad you enjoyed it.
phenomenal write Gerard. I always look forward to reading your craft!
Thank you Lisa, I appreciate your support.
well done! just loved it!
Thank you Ella.
Hi GΓ©rard,Β the harbinger as always nice work.
I had to look up " harbinger".
A good omen I hope, great word, I will store it away for future use.
Thanks for the support.
Hi Gerard its a great word.
"Doppleganger" is another favourite word of mine.
Ye, I like saying that word.
Doppleganger.
I love Etymology, it's mad the way we grow, I use to hate English in school, my teacher was boring, now I love reading and studying words.
doppelgΓ€nger
/ΛdΙp(Ι)lΛΙ‘aΕΙ,ΛdΙp(Ι)lΛΙ‘ΙΕΙ/
noun
noun:Β doppelgΓ€nger; plural noun:Β doppelgΓ€ngers
an apparition or double of a living person.
"he has been replaced by an evil doppelgΓ€nger"
Origin
mid 19th century: from German, literally βdouble-goerβ.βββββ