CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Off with the head!

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

What did you say?

Blah, blah, blah...

​​​​​​Sparrowsong where's the remote?

I'm not done with it yet...

You've had the remote for over an hour...

What do you mean you're not done with it yet?

As many remotes Sparrowsong destroys I should look into buying stocks in remote controls...

You're not breaking it are you Sparrowsong?

No...

Already did that...

What did you say?

WHEW!

GOT IT!

What are you watching?

I'm watching something with Meg Ryan and later there's another movie I want to watch Sparrowsong...
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What time does it come on?

In 45 minutes...

Ok...

Will you be done with the remote by then?

Yup...

I'm almost done...

Ok.

Thank you Sparrowsong...

You'll be really thanking me later...

That's for sure...

What did you say?

You're welcome!

Hold out your hands and close your eyes and count to 100 before you open them...

12345...

Too fast...

Count slower...

1....2....3...

Is that better Sparrowsong?

A little...

What number did I say?

I don't remember...

You might as well just start over...

Slow... Real slow...

1......2.....3.

That's much better...

Oh good!

What number did I say?

I don't know...

I'll start over...

Ok...

25.....26.....

The suspense is really killing me...

Oh no!

1......2......3.......4......

100...

She really wrapped up this box...

Oh a note from Sparrowsong...

Hi. 

I had to go borrow a hammer, pliers, a wrench and wire cutters...

I'll work on the television when I get back...

Oh that's very nice of Sparrowsong...

Wait a minute...

Hey, there's nothing wrong with the television...

I had a little problem with the famous people always taking over the channels...

If it wasn't for the viewers they'd be out of a job...

I got tired of changing the channels and too much Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry is beginning to rot my brain...

I knew it would be difficult for you to bury the remote...

So I made it easier for you and...

I took the whole remote apart...

I had to take out the power button...

When I get back I will rip out the cord on the television so you don't have to keep getting up and plugging it in and unplugging it...

​​​​​​See you soon...

Sleepless in Seattle...

Change that channel...

Sparrowsong...

You love Meg Ryan...

I liked a lot of celebs until I found out they are all on the Nut Train and I found out what they did...

What?

Google it...

You'll know...

Change the channel please...

Oops...

Talking with Amy at the same time writing the note...

Anyway, see you soon...

sparrowsong