Check With Jack

If you're having a bad day
Check with Jack
Things not going your way
He's got the knack

If your life's filled with gloom
Check with Jack
If your heart's filled with doom
He's got the knack

If your life's in the dumper
Check with Jack
If each day's a bummer
He's got the knack

Can you see a pattern
Emerging here
Did you check with Jack
To allay all your fears

There's no one to blame
But yourself I say
Not following my advice
You'll get lost in the fray

CHECK WITH JACK!!!