Chinese Love

Felt a little hungry one Saturday

So I followed the herd to a place where the staff had little to say

It was called The China Grand King Buffet

Just $4.99 was all I had to pay

The place was packed

America's finest this place did attract

All God fear'n, hard work'n, typical Strip Mall folk

Why thank you yes I will have a diet coke

Go ahead eat your fill

That is why God gave us freewill

I was greeted by a smiling Teen China Girl

A beautiful female Oriental Pearl

She led me to a big booth

I think she sensed I had a sweet tooth

I could see all kinds of deserts

But I feared if I stepped in line the food mob would hurt

So I started with the sweet and sour soup

I could smell the Love as I scooped

They really do a great job

Feeding all of us overfed snobs

On my way back to my booth I passed some people leaving

I glanced at their table seeing but not believing

I sat down and finished my second delicious bowl

Now the sesame chicken was my goal

I passed two more empty tables then sat down to eat my fill

I took my last bite raised my hand and asked for my bill

Only $4.99 for this feast

How the Chinese love feeding the American Strip Mall Beasts

I felt guilty leaving only two paper bucks for a tip

But that was more than most of my fellow diners what a Gip

It is easy to deny tipping to our Asian Sister and Brother

But remember one good turn deserves another

So the next time you head to your favorite Buffet Place

Please remember it's about time we save our American Face

Buffett Diners who don't tip should be shot into space

They are a disgrace

For God sake if you are fed well

Leave a tip and say to your host farewell