Christmas Greetings

I’m sending Christmas Greetings,loads of festive wishes 
I just hope on Christmas Day,you’re not lumbered with the dishes 
I’ll be called some names,for scoffing all the sprouts 
And adding to the greenhouse gasses,my arse will be dishing out 
Reading out crap jokes,from the crackers that are pulled 
Quaffing the festive spirit and the wine that has been mulled 
Stuffing yourself silly,like your stomach’s gonna burst
The cue to drop the Yuletide log,get to the toilet first 
I’m gonna sign off now and make ready,
for some festive cheer
So a Merry Christmas to one and all 
And have a fabulous New Year