Christmas Riddles
What does Mrs. Clauss say every Christmas eve while looking out her window over Santa Clauss Lane?
Looks like Reindeer
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
DonutÂ
Donut who?
Do not open until christmas
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What kind of music do elves Like?
Wrap Music____________________________
How does FRosty get around?
He rides Icycles
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What nationality is Santa?
North Polish
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What's a Santa stuck in a chimney called?
Claustrophobic
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What falls but never gets hurt?
Snowflakes
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How do you know when Santa is nearby?
You can sense his Presents
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What's the best thing to put into Christmas Dinner?
Your Teeth
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Why did the Gingerbread house get a cleaning
I't looked Crummy
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How does an eskimo hold his home together
Igloo
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Hello Charles...
I shared your Christmas riddles with some friends...
They all laughed and one came up with a Riddle for you...
What's the worse thing you can get for Christmas?
Biden because, he's going to take all the good s_ _t...
Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
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What's Trump doing in the White House now?
Biden his time
Thank you
You were rightÂ
Is that all you got?
You know how many times we've heard that?
Trump's preparing to become King after Biden gets done putting everyone in the hole...
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They will kill Sleepy Joe with poison Ice creamÂ
Watch my Dear
Trust not in men
im oneÂ
Then we'll have Kamala for President...
Joe said he'll say he has a disease and resign...
I don't know if you're aware he said that but, we better hope he lives to the end even if the end isn't good...
They're talking about cutting back on Social Security it's very sad, they're already on a limited income...
How much can we hurt people while many in Government are earning $25,000 a month minimum?
We're going to find out...
This Election was for the growth of the Government not about the people...
It's not about Biden or Trump as it should have been about the people...
Maybe, people really just don't care about their fellow man anymore...
They'll care when they're wanting something to eat because, they're too tired to cook...
Good luck with that...
sparrowsong
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I think joe is on the way out sparrowÂ