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Cinderman

Sunup came the rooster rang the Cinderman was going to work. 
Like everyday since his mom passed away choking on a piece of pork 
That was ten years ago today that his mother passed away 
So now every morning he would thank her before he started his day
His stepdad got everything even the kitchen sink
Step Dad was mean did not like the way he winked
His stepdad made him cleaning fireplaces everyday since he was ten
He worked all day then he had to come home and clean the villa even the den
For that was were he slept with an ugly cat name ben
The very next day the rooster rang as before but Cinderman was not in den
He arose earlier that morning to get his 2 step brothers and stepdad fed 
Cinderman went and loaded up the wagon that was in the back shed
He then began to hook up the wagon when he saw his 2 brothers still eating cake
They thought they would be cute and release the brake. 
Cinder Cinder the wagon its moving and they laughed and he knew they were fake
and  they watched' the wagon go into lake
That’s 4 wagons this week dad not going to be happy
In fact this will probably make him feel crappy 
CINDER come here COME HERE NOOOOW
Cinder came running yelling yes stepfather pow 
Cinder slipped and fell to the floor 
Get up you idiot that’s 4 wagons in a week oh crap i should fire you and toss you out the door
Go get that wagon out of the lake and get back to work NOW!!!
All morning it took to get the wagon out of the lake oh wow 
Now it was past noon but he still had to go back to work today
His mom told him many times cinder you have to work before you can play
He fixed 4 chimneys and cleaned 6 fireplaces all before dark
He was on his way home when he saw the house lights on and heard the dogs bark
Strange no lights are allowed on till after eight
There was a carriage at the door 2 girls inside dressed for a date
That's right he thought there was a ball tonight
He parked the wagon in the back out of sight
He then went in through the backdoor
The cook looked at cinder you better wash up you will be late for that dance
then something hit him and he fell to the floor missing his chance
He woke up it was dark and cold
He was chained to a pipe like a slave being sold
Then a door open and in stepped his stepdad 
Oh why cinder you been very bad
Do you really think you were going to the ball
Cinder you can't go I'm going to lock you behind this wall
Cinder yelled why can't I go to the palace
Ahhh he began laughing at cinder because I don't like you now shut your face
Cinder all dirty and tired and sitting in the dark he thought to himself it is not fair 
I didn't do nothing to him all I did was ask for my fair share. 
There he was all dirty dressed in rags chain to a pipe with no hope of ever getting away
Everyone else went to the dance to laugh and play
Not nice in here kind of stuffy i might add
Cinder looked up to see a man dressed in blue it was the new fad
His had a face the looked like he was crazy or plain mad
This is not the way here let me help and he pulled out a wand
Then he grabbed cinder and the chains hit the floor and he yawned
Cinder scared who are you and what do you want I have no money to pay
My boy don't worry about money I’m here to save the day
My name is Mr. Jingles your fairy godfather may say
 Now come here Cinder stand there on that mat
That’s better into the light you can't go to the ball dressed like that
Now lets see you need a suite white would be best plus a hat that's right
Jingles said puff and he was in a white suit and black tie that was to tight
With a hat and a pair of shoes that shined like glass
Now there boy you look sharp and will turn the head of any young lass
Now a prince needs way there so let's go outside to get you on your way
Out the villa they went ok cinder grab that bucket put it over there I say
Mr. Jingles said puff and then bucket became a gold carriage to ride
He then saw ben and he said puff ben became a driver with an ugly face
One more thing please don't run
 from me he then said puff its no fun
He then ate a piece of bread
2 mice became 2 fine Arabian black stallions instead
Now boy listen go to the ball and have fun but don't lose your head
Remember this will all vanish with the first ray of the sun 
The magic only last until daylight so if your late you better run
Because all of this will be gone now load up and go and have some fun
Cinder dressed to kill went to the palace for first time that night
When he arrived the party already started  he told ben to ready before light. 
Cinder entered the palace music was playing and people were dancing with each other
People were having fun it seemed to cinder as they were all talking to one another
There was food all about on tables all free to eat or drink so no bothered
To pay attention so you could stuff yourself like a pig an no one would stop you
Cinder walked around the palace talking to just a few
As he was walking about he passed a tent that he thought was empty and he could sit
Just then he heard a snuffle and then he heard it again he was sure of it
someone was inside the tent crying in that tent
Are you alright i can hear you crying can i help you or do you need more time to vent
I know when I am sad and I feel depressed like when I Miss my mom who died ten years ago today
Oh sir I’m sorry that you heard me crying I had no idea that anyone was over this way
Cinder did not hear much of what she said for his eyes just stared
She must be the most beautifulest girl he has ever met by far
He bowed oh my lady my name is cinder and you must be the most prettiest lady at the ball i bet
She blushed and said sir you are very kind and you also look very nice
Cinder blushed he never had a girl say something nice before he said thank you twice
I'm sorry I was crying out there but I had a bad fight with my pig headed stubborn dad
Do not worry milady I also had a fight with mine and he really made me mad
I'm not very good at dancing milady but i would be delighted 
If you would accept my offer to dance with me I hope that was polite
Cinder held out his hand and the young lady smiled for the first time tonight
and said she would be honored to dance with thee as long as he doesn't bite
Now they danced together the rest of the night 
Talking and laughing almost until morning light
Cinder let out a gasp sorry my lady I must leave before it's too late
Oh please don't go she said but Cinder then ran up the stairs to the gate
I'm sorry but i must go and he grabbed his shoe and tossed it to her but kept the mate
He said this is for you my dear and out the gate 
It was almost sunup when he reached place the carriage was sent
Let's go ben we don't want to walk let's get out of this place
And off they went as fast as light to get home so ben can be a cat with a ugly face 
But that was not to be halfway home the sun rose 
Ben was a cat again and cinder was dirty one shoe and a bloody nose
Ok ben said cinder we walk the rest of the way
Old ben just sat on the ground refused to walk any more today
Well if you want me to go you must carry me or I will stay
Cinder ok have your way and he picked old ben up to the villa they went
It was mid morn when cinder returned to the villa and his stepdad was furious and bent
How you got away does not matter all
what does is that you did not attend the ball
Now get ready and get to work your already late 
Your wagon is ready l had it loaded and put by that gate
Stepfather why did you not want me at the ball last night
The princess was choosing a husband by her fathers right
You are not fit  to be chosen but my 2 sons could have been the next prince
There was  stranger at the ball II heard the strangers name from the chancellor was Vince
Doesn't matter now the  stranger dressed in white
Danced and talked with her all night
Then a rider came by he hung a poster up on the wall 
for all to read in plain sight better if you were tall
Then he took off down the road like his butt was fire 
Then everyone gathered around the wall to read the poster that was hung by a wire 
The poster said all who would claim the princess as their mate
Must try on a shoe if it fits you will be escorted to the palace gate
Where the princess will decide if your the man in white
Now cinder was reading the poster when stepdad turn off the lights
He woke up in the same place as before chained the pipe behind a wall
Now cinder listen you be quiet l let you go after the carriage goes back to the palace anyways you didn't even go to the ball
Then you are to pack your things and leave my sight 
I hated your mom she thought she was so bright 
But i killed her anyways because she was a whore
Now I will get rid of you and I will see you no more
Cinder crying with a gag in his mouth chained to a pipe behind a wall 
Step dad locked the door and laughed and went back to the hall
The carriage arrived with full a escort the chancellor got out with the shoe 
It says here there should be three here I see only two
My stepson died this morning drowned in the lake but my two are willing to try on that shoe
The chancellor had both try the shoe but neither of them fit 
Now upstairs cinder was trying to get the gag off when Mr. jingles appear all drunk and lit
Now boy what did you do now you only get one visit from me.
Why do you get another 
Strange it doesn't make sense the fairy guide states only one no other
But since they sent me let help out of there my son so you can once again see
Mr. jingles reached as before and the chain disappeared and cinder was free
He ran down the stairs yelling stop i am not dead as he came running out the door he was dirty and black
The guards then seeing cinder yelled for the chancellor to come back
What's this thought man drowned 
Man you lied to an officer of the crown 
Take him away I deal with him another day
My boy sit down you look like you been through hell what do you have to say
I don't know what you want me to tell you
My step dad locked me up because i think he knew
Knew what boy speak up i can't hear you
That i was the man in white that danced all night
Prove it let me see the glass black shoe 
It has fit no one I really doubt it you
Cinder took the shoe it fit like a glove
Everybody yelled hurray the shoe fits hooray send the dove
Cinder was taken to the princess 
Where she kissed cinder but said your dirty go take a bath change your clothes so you smell less
So he went to get cleaned up and changed but you know who will where the pants and the dress
The end

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