Classy & Sassy Sixty?

Well in another two days time it with be April
Oh my goodness March went fast
I’m making the most of time till then
Coz on the third of the month It’s my birthday again

My last hours left of being fifty nine
Crikey me I’m climbing up that hill
I find it hard to accept that very soon I shall be the big 6 0 I will

Tho there’s nothing I can do about it
This is way beyond my control
I’ll merely have to accept my fate,
Embrace it with  heart & soul

They do say that 60 is not what it used to be
These days its the modern fifty
So with this in mind
I’ll have another ten years before I’m looking ‘Sassy sixty’

Who the hell wants to be classed as sassy
It sounds like common as muck with tat
I’d much rather be thought of classy
So I’ll be ‘Classy & Sassy Sixty ‘
& that is that ?