come dine with me

4 people cooking dinners
for each other every night
a meal for strangers
a look around their house
some things they look a sight

commentator in the background
joking at their mistakes
a burnt chicken wing ,fish on the floor
and the host on roller skates 

a theme of what they love in life
like old rockers in their time
they dress like angus young and cher
but better to do the mime

going through the panty drawer
allowed to ,i have to say
the whole world see's your g-string's
and the wig's you like to wear

end of the week ,a prize for the best
they vote each night to win
from what they cook and how they do it 
i'd put it in the bin

as stranger's show off the cooking skill's
the show's a laugh to watch
the way they mess the dinner's
thinking  no-one is their match

mind's that are saucy
look's that are strange
know it all's and big-head's
the show is top of the range