Comedy

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World Poetry Day

World poetry day
I hear them say
"Is something quite unique"

Writing in rhyme
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Our Daughter.

Our Daughter.

She could be a singer... boy she'd be a ringer;
She could be a painter... you know her mum would...

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I wish

I wish

I wish

I wish

I wish for my dreams

To come true

Though

They said be...

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CURE ALL

CURE ALL

Thought I would give the Doctor another try...

The sound of the side effects always make me feel...

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Cheeky

Cheeky

They asked to see my ring

so I showed them my ass

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Asshole

Asshole

To me writing about sex is different than doing it

I can imagine the act without actually screwing...

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Her Shaky Mind

Her shaky mind fires 500 jokes a minute,

Surplus ammunition,

Hastily built bombs of humor...

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Baby boy

Baby boy

One plus one

equal to three

It's because

mum expects

A baby

For...

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Darling Love

Darling Love

The mind of a precocious cryptic, and a heart of benevolent warmth the reverence from all shall come....

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3some

3some

It's a beautiful night for a love dance

A beautiful night for a romance

It's a beautiful...

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Black sky > a poem for...

Black sky > a poem for my friend

What drives a man to suicide

A man in a hospital

In coma

What drives a...

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Fishing on ice

Fishing on ice

Slip and slide to the holes that hide beneath a tiny house.

Its cold out but there's beer, bucket...

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Awestruck

Awestruck

If every star in the universe could shine all at one time, would night turn to day? Might this turn of...

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Me myself and I

Me myself and I

I'm sick of it being I , my , and just me.

Its like taking care of myself, I , and me but mini...

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Keep Going

Hey kid, don't let the world make you frown, i know it did, don't wear that smile upside-down.

Keep...

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London Underground

London Underground

Train approaching

Hear that sound?

This is London Underground

Sometimes on time...

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Trapped She Keeps Me

Trapped She Keeps Me

I must sound crazy
Crazy to you
I'm crazy to me too
Locked she keeps me
Locked...