Comedy

Poem -

The Falling King of Roses

I sit here
In my wait
Not making the mistake
Of booking a date
For your return...

Poem -

King Of Roses

From peasants
To people
To power
I stood by your side
Not knowing the future...

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Before You Were Cool

Before You Were Cool

I liked you before you were cool.

Back when you weren't so popular

Back when you hadn't...

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Mountain of stone

Mountain of stone

The moon dances alone tonight

The stars are all turned to dim from bright

For a man died...

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Terror in London

Terror in London

Postmortem terrorism

Corpses across the road

Blood on the stones

For a madman...

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Modified Shakepeare Quote -...

Modified Shakepeare Quote -----from the wild west.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS A STAGE
SO LETS ROB IT.

JESSE JAMES

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You're......... ...

You dominate the bed

and hog the double quilt,

Snoring, grunting like a pig

You’re...

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Eating Psilocybin Mushrooms

Eating Psilocybin Mushrooms

I

climbed down from the treetops

and began eating mushrooms

from inside the waste...

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You're.........

You're.........

You dominate the bed

and hog the double quilt,

Snoring, grunting like a pig

You’re...

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FLIRTY FISHY

FLIRTY FISHY

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

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Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil

A beautiful villain
I’m Cruella de Vil
Fur covered femdom
Who knows how to thrill...

Poem -

therez a light

i sit i sit
a wait i wait
for what i say for what
the end the end the ever sohght...

Poem -

Happy world poetry day 2017

Happy world poetry day 2017

Am very happy

celebrating this day

with you all

especially on cosmo

I...

Poem -

Spontaneous Combustion (...

Spontaneous Combustion  ( 15 words)

My laughter
Like a bomb,
Loud
It explodes in the room.
A big neferious-
...

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Untitled

You asked me if I still think about you
I tell you no
But what I want to say is
the...

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MY COSMO

EVERYTHING IS LOVELY WHEN I WENT AWAY; THE BIRDS ARE SING;THE DAY I WENT AWAY,BUT LATER WHEN I AM FURTHER...

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Granny's Sniggers

Granny's Sniggers

Sausages and chips,

sauces and dips

thoughts of them

has me licking my lips...