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Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil

A beautiful villain
I’m Cruella de Vil
Fur covered femdom
Who knows how to thrill

Hey my little man
Would you like your desires fulfilled?
All you need do horny boy
Is find me a puppy to kill

If you do that for me
I’ll take you to an orgy
And I’ll do to you
What Minnie does to Mickey

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