FLIRTY FISHY

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I Smelt something ishy
You can bet your Bass I’m right

Beware of alluring lures
Rainbow Trout bright
So many alluring colors
Hookers that nibble and bite

Instead of a Mermaid
You’re a sucker for the Crabs
And to your dismay
Your nets full of Shad

For Satan is the Master
The best impersonator
Beware you become a Sucker
For that Muskie baiter

'Careful kid. She could be a cod!'