Comedy

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drink not much
and can forgive
use your brain
or heart at least

be supportive...

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Day Dreamer

I mate a day dreamer,

Who told me a rumour

He started to tell,

His own fairy tell...

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two friends

there was this redhead, there was this wierd kid.

they met at trackshoes, she's into style, she was...

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pie (extended version)

pie, pie, oh wonderful pie. once its in your face you can't deny.

oh can't you see the wonderful...

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An Electronic Sleep

Teaching on the board, foward and reverse bias,

There's an old scary devil hiding in disguise;...

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“Stupidity”

“Stupidity”

Foolish fits u well, chilliest make you wet, by all the words you gave us, is going to drop me dead.

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Causing Peristalsis

They will be so fearful that they will need to shit,

With a trick, on the toilet I will sit,...

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The Nuremburg Trials

Some criminals sat in a cell,

For atrocities and no one to tell,

They had no shame,...

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Stalling

The guilty party is stalling,

Refuse to create a test,

Then people will see my true...

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Sense of Humor

There will be a day the tables will turn,

That is when people will learn,

That God has a...

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Sellout

Some selfish people will expect me to sell my soul,

Defy God, make them look good, their only goal...

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Premonition(Cheap)

There will be a woman at my door,

She will more than likely be a whore,

Not a woman for me...

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The Storm

There are ones that are to be set on fire,

For being such horrible liars,

When people came...

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Grandiose grand-pa ( Satire)

Grandiose grand-pa Bald the great
Never believes in chance or fate,
Days are mapped and hours...

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Pizzaria Classico

Just ordered a pizza to be brought to my door,

Will taste so delicious I will hit the floor,...

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For all naughty children -...

In Titicaca lake lived one frog
He wrote a fun story in his blog
When he was a boy
...

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Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Whale Oil Beefed Hooked said the Irish one day

Had a dilemma with nothing else to say

With...