Comedy

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The Little Bird

A little bird with feathers green sat on my window sill
I noticed very quickly that it had a yellow...

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Male Contraceptive Pill

Male Contraceptive Pill

Male Contraceptive Pill
my heart stands still
give up control
of such an important...

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Smiles

Everyone in my family has a different smile. My father's smile is like smirking, barely showing his teeth....

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Why this is our science class

The most spicy class. guess!

In which we all loose our stress

Seriously I am not joking at...

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waiting

waiting waiting for a thought to thhink to use as a plot to write i ought

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EXAMS FEAR

EXAMS FEAR

Oh no!

Our exams are near

And these are the only days

To be in a fear!...

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everything is a lie

I wanna share my story hi,

everything in this life is a fucking lie why?
once she's a friend...

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Heaven

Oh heaven Dear heaven,you can find any kind of men or women

you can be twenty or even seven, so let...

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Witch Hazel's Cook Book

With Hazel makes the strangest food.
She cooks when only in the mood.
Her recipes consist of...

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Confusion

It was ten in the morning i woke up stretching and yawning and i see stars in the sky

Right along...

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Hurry Up Summer

I can’t wait till this summer

This school year needs to end

It’s really been a bummer...

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Redefining Beautiful

No one told me my hair was up in a poof.
And the part that's matted down—that's peanut butter, not...

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Fumes

Crinkled displeased face
hair stands on end
dreams don't smell
what was stinking?...

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NEW CLOTH

A poor customer entered into

a cloth shop to buy an untearing

new cloth to stitch a new...

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I

I

Ahsan Habib

22th June, 2012

The one you knew yesterday

And loved is dead...

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25 years to life

I got 25 years to life assault with a deadly weapon man it's a plastic knife street smart family and...

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A note

He left a note:
I've had a stroke
when doctors came
I passed away

I've tried...