Ah, often the salesman doth smile too much usually means what he’s selling doesn’t work He’s...
Pacing,
I always seem to be pacing,
it’s a fact of life for me,
I don’t even know...
i think i,m going mad
how very very sad
i think i'll take to drink
but that will...
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A lot of machines are a lot like women you have to read the manual and press the right...
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A Little Bird Told Me............ e.webb
i spoke to a little bird today , it landed...
Hide and Seek is not for the meek
last time my parents didn’t find me for a week
no matter...
Have to get back in the saddle
need a new man to straddle
a little bit of promiscuity...
After I read Mary's limerick
I felt jealousy begin to tick
I said to myself,
"One...
We claim to be just, yet show the converse.
A group of ideals; a false god to guide our twisted...
I sat down on old wooden bench In the park one scorching, sizzling summer day It was hot It...
My buddy told me to take a chance
Internet Dating…You will find Romance
So I joined a...
Men are like chocolates some to soft, some to hard some sweet and tasty some dark and...
I despair
I’m losing my hair
No girl will care
I’ll just have to use that line so...
42 what a size
suppose it’s the booby prize
some find them a treat
a long time...
I walk in the road, I talk like I'm grown.
I dress like I'm twenty, I eat like I'm really hungry...