Comedy

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Salesman

Salesman

Ah, often the salesman doth smile too much
usually means what he’s selling doesn’t work
He’s...

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Pace

Pacing,

I always seem to be pacing,

it’s a fact of life for me,

I don’t even know...

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madness

i think i,m going mad

how very very sad

i think i'll take to drink

but that will...

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Machine Maintenance

Machine Maintenance

A lot of machines
are a lot like women
you have to read the manual
and press the right...

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Null

Null

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A little Bird Told Me........

A Little Bird Told Me............
e.webb

i spoke to a little bird today ,
it landed...

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Hide And Seek

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is not for the meek

last time my parents didn’t find me for a week

no matter...

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One-Time

One-Time

Have to get back in the saddle

need a new man to straddle

a little bit of promiscuity...

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Comparison

After I read Mary's limerick

I felt jealousy begin to tick

I said to myself,

"One...

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Hypocrites Always Shine the...

Hypocrites Always Shine the Brightest

We claim to be just, yet show the converse.

A group of ideals; a false god to guide our twisted...

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Afternoon With The Ducks

I sat down on old wooden bench
In the park one scorching, sizzling summer day
It was hot It...

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eab53

My buddy told me to take a chance

Internet Dating…You will find Romance

So I joined a...

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Chocolate Men

Chocolate Men

Men are like chocolates
some to soft, some to hard
some sweet and tasty
some dark and...

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Null

Null

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Balding

Balding

I despair

I’m losing my hair

No girl will care

I’ll just have to use that line so...

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42

42

42 what a size

suppose it’s the booby prize

some find them a treat

a long time...

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"Bad Side"

I walk in the road, I talk like I'm grown.

I dress like I'm twenty, I eat like I'm really hungry...