Comedy

I accept you warts an’ all
my heart didn’t see them when it fell
I realise now your a know-it...

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I believe in God.
I'm glad that I'm not bald.
A dollar's a hundred cents,
This poem...

Sitting in the dark with the candles lit.
Writing tons of poems while on the floor I sit.
...

I want to be loved for myself

not because I have a nice shelf

My eyes are higher

...

My friends cat got cat-i-tude
spoiled and downright rude
thinks he’s just purr-fect
...

From my chin a hair is sprouting

My cracks need a bit of grouting

I’m often seen plastered...

What if I could do anything I aimed for?
I could have a magic pink eraser
to rub out those...

Tenuous grasp on reality
slipping into the bliss of fantasy
wrapped in dreams so cosily...

Land of saints and scholars

not for us dog collars

no tying me up

only church wine...

He promised me ecstasy
I got sausage and chips
He promised me kisses twee
too short on...

I'm not the prettiest flower in the bouquet

but to please you I'll go out of my way

I'm...

I don’t have a master
if he tries he better run faster
I’m married, not chained
in...

Twisting and turning
holding and burning
how long has it been?

Sitting and waiting...

I’m so lame

I really am

The Spongebob theme song is my jam.

I’m alone a lot...

Bridezilla is on the rampage
slightest mishap starts to rage
place settings, table plans...

If he could see himself through my eyes

his head wouldn’t fit through the door

If it’s the...