Poem -

No Power

No Power

Sitting in the dark with the candles lit.
Writing tons of poems while on the floor I sit.
Waiting for the power to start back up.
I'm about to go out and fetch that freaking power truck!
We have called three times and have got no reply.
I just want to watch my movie in the glowing lamp light.
Maybe they will be here soon but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Don't they realize taking this long just adds extra stress.
Night time has fallen it's getting to dark to see.
I guess watching my movie just wasn't meant to be.
The crickets outside are annoyingly loud,
but so is the rain and these giant thunder clouds.
So as I sit here in the dark with every passing hour.
I can't believe we have went this long with no power.

 

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