Comedy

He takes out the trash, or makes dinner

thinks he's cleaned the whole house

he's not...

I can’t complain

I have 2 parents; grandmother and all my brothers are alive & healthy...

My words fly up

when I catch them I get hiccup

my thoughts remain below

my nerves...

As i sit and stare out my window,i see people dashing,crashing,walking,talking,running

humming,...

Buy this, buy that, I think I need another hat

What's one more purse going to hurt, I love that...

I sometimes forget
the perfect woman hasn’t been born yet
I try to be her every day
...

If i was an Angel

I dont think I would be 100 percent good

I would like to hug you when you...

I used to only look at a mans shoes
Shallow and fickle were my views

Didn’t care about his...

Everyday in everyway I love more

real love is nearer

Love will out and it did.

LOVE...

I'm sick of that, I'm sick of this, I'm bored with life it's fucking shit, the ugly people, the workshy...

Teeth chattering like castanets

fingers coloured bright blue

I'm going to catch my death...

Confused Learner

I am a naive and my language is novice

I am a yokel, I need thy august...

The pen is not mightier than the sword

But it can certainly go in just as deep

And with...

Everyone raves about cancer
about AIDS
about malaria
and heart disease.
But hey...

Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig on the dykes...

Brandishing a hairbrush
my aim was to crush
Stupid buzzing fly
landed on my eye...

whats is life if anything at all

how do we go by expliang

they tell me life is living...