Comedy

At the weekend, I was set free
a bird on her hen party
off she flew to Kilkenny
she...

I'm just a gym shoe, nobody respects me,
I'm all untied, and kids neglect me.
I have mud on...

That demon drink gets a grip of me

As it takes over my corrupted brain

Creates a...

I'm drifting into dreamland
I'm floating on cloud nine
I'm dilly-dallying through my day...

I am an almond

You are a seed

You cannot meet all of my needs

I am a lily

...

Your being unreasonable
its just not feasible
when your so squeezible
to expect me to...

Wishing my life away, dreaming a dream
buying a lotto ticket, not just me
Imagining a win,...

A smile speaks every tongue
and will never get you hung

We all laugh in the same language...

There was a chicken who couldn't cluck
her own feathers she did pluck
Bought a rooster, with...

There was a guy called Tony
His charm was oh so phoney
he was full of baloney
think he...

The exciting, nail-biting finale
Oh, playing time has finally arrived
Family competition of...

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
or the coolest tool in the shed
I've got extremely...

To be wealthy is like being a blonde
a lot more fun but not necessary
to have money I am a...

I've got a minx within

she likes to sin

evidence put in my recycle bin

can fill up...

The lips are pressed tightly this time, awaiting that buttoned postcard,

I felt good, spinning like...

There was a guy called Dillon
He wasn't short of a shilling
In the pub he got star billing...

Best laid plans can end in disaster
like your friend ending up in plaster
never seen Gráinne...