Comedy

Only I could bang my head of the First Aid Box
Really gave my bonnet a hard knock
stunned for...

He looks as if someone has
just poured cold porridge
in his wellingtons
as if bunions...

If my body was a car
It wouldn’t pass its NCT
My fuel rate burns inefficiently
My...

My feet have never, ever danced lightly
hippo in a china shop comes to mind
Yep, I've never...

There are some articulations that are easier to swallow,

There are others that appear to me as mean...

lost in music you danced all night long
I laughed at your moves ,you wiggled to the songs
Hip...

As I walk down the dark alley I hear footsteps in the mist

The fog creeps in and I hear deep...

With my food intake
a drop of wine never hurts
a bottle's better

The second mouse gets the cheese
early worm gets eaten so extra zzzz's
nobody cares if you...

I'm becoming a hypochondriac

that thought brings on a panic attack

one sleepless night, I'm...

I woke up and yawned and saw the time on the TV, and it read 2:00.

Sleepy and alone, I decided to...

The adventure starts as I leap from the copter,
Skydiving to the Earth at blazing speed.
Like...

My mind works like lightening

one brilliant flash and its gone

I once had a great idea...

Purple eyeshadow
good to go
purple shoes
prettily amuse
purple hair
I...

If your friend goes on a cruise you must do a very good deed

you can give them a book on titanic to...

I've been known to call my partner Victor
after a well loved character
in One Foot in the...

In a perfect world

I would be amazing and so great

There would be only be love

...