Comedy

Dear Diary

By: Alicia Nicole Draper

Dear Diary,

As you know I have a disability....

Hormonal and depressed
men visibly distressed
Trousers won't get pressed
Lucky if I...

Dear Diary

By: Alicia Nicole Draper

Dear Diary,

As you know I have a disability....

someone save me from this nightmare

someone give me something to take it away

this life I...

Sausages and chips,
sauces and dips
thoughts of them
has me licking my lips
...

Mandolin and cloak,

Hidden in smoke,

Stalking whom I please,

Lost in the night time...

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, are you that horny, horny, horny?

I am that horny, horny, horny, honey....

I picked up the bottle tonight

but something didn't seem right

as I took my first sip...

Let him think he has the upper hand
and life will be grand

to keep a hold on the reins...

Why does it feel like I just tied a knot around my neck & handed you the rope?

To suffocate, to...

Hello sleepless night

I remember you

Not even the strongest poison can kill you,

...

Feeling mad is always sad,
but maybe it's not a fad.

Feeling happy is always yappie,
...

yep ill go on cosmo funnel for a while check out to see who liked the past changing states of mind that i...

I miss you so much tonight, that I look at your picture and cry.

I think I would die if I couldn't...

A problem free, philosophy.
Living life without worry.
Breaking the bondage of insecurity,...

Every time you come around,
I smell you odor strong!
A ripe cabbaged skunk,
Sweating...

My perfect woman is light-skinned with dimples,
But it's hard to find the right one,
Because...