Comedy

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Continuously

Continuously

Is the world headed for a down fall
continuously, the military calls
continuously, we...

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Spring

sweet smelling flowers roam the sidewalks

while big bellied dandelions platoon;

the spring...

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X

If I knew what my ex-boyfriends really thought,

I would feel less paranoid about the things that I...

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Halloween

Halloween

Oh tis the night of all hallows

windows decorated with gallows

skeletons hanging from doors...

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The too true truth

I write poems about sadness

I write poems about tears

About falling

And failing...

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Writers Block

What could I write to make me some money

It will have to be smart it will have to be funny

...

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Nickel and dime, feel free...

Nickel and dime, feel free to rhyme

Grass is green
The air unclean

Stay out of sight
As day becomes night

Fallen...

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Wild !? & SEXY X

Wild !? & SEXY X

Wild & sexy, Is what i am !

Beneath this skin, Deep within

I try to keep it covered...

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Bear Attack

Bear Attack

The unending forest was more than I could bear,
When suddenly in front of me, I spotted a bear....

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A new day

A new day

The morning begins well same old traffic same old smell

the look on people's face's passer's by...

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I'm still sending you...

I'm still sending you a dead fish

I don’t know why I am thinking about you again

You shattered my heart into a million tiny pieces...

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Just Me

Just Me

Me, myself and I. I love that I can be. Totally immersed, not on you, but only me.

...

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Animal Planet

Animal Planet

Born free, the lioness and her cub, a mother gives love to her newborn

Playful, they grow together...

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Dave The Knight

Dave The Knight

The bold knight Dave had drunk a few.

The booze was flowing free.

With sword and shield and...

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Naughty Natalie

Naughty Natalie

Naughty Natalie
nurtured nasty notions
notorious in nursery
nipping and nibbling...

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Teenage Day

OH NO! I’m late for school.

I’m in trouble now.

I’ve broken the rules.

I sit in my...

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Just One

Just One

My tummy is rumbling
my willpower crumbling

Just one chocolate bar or a packet of crisps...